Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Buck Stops Here

Cough....cough......just cleaning out some of the spiderwebs and dustbunnies around this place so Mama can break this news hot off the press.....

Take a deep breath, my friends.

Ghost Adventurers, Paranormal Cops, my hot Ghost Hunter friends, and my even HOTTER friend Josh over at Destination Truth.....

They can all retire now.

Because now, FINALLY, comes the end-all be-all FINALword in paranormal activity - surely an expert for the ages.......

BILLY RAY CYRUS.

Oh yeah. You heard me.

BILLY RAY CYRUS.


From MsnTV:

Billy Ray Cyrus and son starring in paranormal reality show

Billy Ray Cyrus is returning to the small screen with another member of his family: He's teaming up with son Trace for a reality show about conspiracy theories involving paranormal phenomena.




Now he's signed a deal with the Syfy network to star on "UFO: Unbelievably Freakin' Obvious," which will see the singer and 21-year-old Trace traveling cross-country to investigate unexplained activity.


The Cyrus patriarch tells Variety, "The existence of paranormal phenomena is something I've always wanted to explore further. Getting the opportunity to take this adventure with my son, who has always had a keen interest in this area, is a dream come true.



"I hope this series can shine a light on some of the activities we have questioned, and the mysteries that have long inspired us."

Uhhhhhhh-HUH.
 
I almost feel like I can't make fun of this because it's too FREAKIN' easy.
 
Myself, I've always questioned the mystery of why Billy Ray became such a big star, why people liked that dumb-ass song of his so much, and why we JUST CAN'T GET THIS GUY TO GO THE HELL AWAY ALREADY.
 
Maybe someone will give me a TV show.......
 
Mother Firefly

2 comments:

Jumbo's Lezis said...

For fuck sack are you serious? This is retarded with a CORKY. I am not afraid to admit man crush on Josh Gates, Jason Statham and David Duchevny. Yes it may seem a little gay, but I always say 3 man crushes is the limit, 4 is pushing it.

Thats Billy's son? What a Duesch.

Mother Firefly said...

you have good taste in man crushes, my brotha! I think the limit of 3 is appropriate.

I wish I was not serious. But I was disturbed enough to post on here for the first time in almost a YEAR.

Where are my other blogger buddies with the scary stories already?